Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

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casthur:

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bleecake:

me

ironjunker:

ついぴくログ【腐向け】 [p19] by 米田 Pixiv id= 35755694

There is power in a king’s blood.

Just a Rant. Sorry to bother you. It won’t happen again.

creampuffbunny:

I get this ALL the time! Just because I’m short and fairly young looking…

Guy Selling Something: Hi there. Is your mom or dad at home?

Me: I own this house.

Guy: I am SO SORRY!

Me: *fml*

And the BEST ONE…

Host/Hostess: Would you like to see a children’s menu? (<==I should start saying ‘yes’.)